When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
Happy British Muslims! #HappyDay
This made my day
collections that are raw as fuck ➝ tony ward f/w 2014-15
Gold and black elegance.
[skips formalities] THEY’RE MARRIED
and they say romance is dead…..
this will always be funny
i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing
couples should just smash their last names together
so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski
and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous
why aren’t we doing this
Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning
never seen anything more accurate
SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB
How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat
Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.
what do you guys think he is saying?
I think MEEEHHHH
I MEAN IN GOAT LANGUAGE. WHAT DOES MEEEHHHH TRANSLATE TO?
In this situation is means STOP WASHING MY BUTT!!
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives